In one of my countless random jobs, I am helping my mom tally the arrests in Chapel Hill and Carrboro due to underage drinking and drugs. I have found that perusing the police reports can actually be quite entertaining. The Carrboro PD has to actually write a play-by-play of every single incident that occurs. This one was my favorite of the day:
"Complainant states that a woodchuck is eating his flowers. I issued a wildlife trapping permit, and set a trap."
Thursday, September 17, 2009
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